real.simple.crazy.impulsive.true.just bein’me.

(this one surely beats Gapuz,Northcap,R.U.N.!)

1. Come to the review at least 1- 2 hours late, thus making a grand (albeit embarassing) entrance.

2. Smile sheepishly, with a pacute, batting-the-eyelashes effect when Kuya Angel gives you a stern look because you are late (as always).

3. Laugh in that sort of embarassed way when Kuya Angel delivers an amused yet subtly sarcastic remark that you are late (again).

4. Bring your Boy Bawang and Sugo peanuts and munch your way through the entire discussion.

5. When things get boring, distract your boyfriend from his serious reviewing by poking his armpits,stomach,shoulder,and ears with your ballpen.

6. Go back to listening when you get bored of distracting him or when he gives you that irritated grunt meaning,"let’s save the landian AFTER the review!".

7. Bring matchsticks to hold your lids apart when you lose all power of forcing them to open.

8. Cut yourself and squeeze lemon on the wound when matchsticks won’t work(Ibong Adarna,pages 31- 32).

9. When all else fails,sleep on your boyfriend’s shoulder and drool on it.

10. Upon waking up,and you notice,much to your dismay,that the lecturer is still there, try to listen.

11. And when you feel bored again, just ask your seatmate about Gulong ng Palad to keep yourself awake.

12. If things get desperate,that you are really unable to fight off the bouts of boredom, imagine that the lecturer is Orlando Bloom,in his boxers,lecturing about the side effects of Methergine in his sexy British accent.

13. Disregard the above mentioned tip when you have a jealous boyfriend who is  sexy as well. *yipipee…*

14. You’re a big dupe if you took all these tips seriously.

15. Hey…wait a minute.I’m not a dupe!

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